Showing posts with label RINO. Show all posts
Showing posts with label RINO. Show all posts

Monday, January 7, 2013

Headlines we'd like to see from the legislature


There are some headlines you might expect to see during the next few weeks judging from the make-up of the Wyoming legislature. Headlines such as “Life-time appointments proposed for legislators who always run unopposed – savings from unnecessary elections diverted to road construction” and “Legislature decides to eliminate middleman-Wyoming Mining Association to replace DEQ and Department of Revenue.”

When our legislature convened, it officially became the most conservative, single-party, legislative body in the country. Nearly 85% are Republicans. But, applied to this tribe, the term is a misnomer. Most aren’t what you may think of as “Republicans.” Most are RINOs.

RINO (Republicans-in-name-only), a slur frequently employed by rightwing Republicans to insult their more moderate colleagues, also provides an explanation why so few are what your father and Barry Goldwater might have recognized as Republicans. Their party splinters into moderate and far-right conservative Republicans. Others are libertarians and more than a few are Theocrats.

In Goldwater’s day, Republicans believed in smaller government. They also believed in personal responsibility, social liberty and freedom of religion. “The conservative movement,” according to the man they called “Mr. Conservative,” was “founded on the simple tenet that people have the right to live life as they please as long as they don't hurt anyone else in the process."

To them, “small government” was smart enough to know that to everything there is a season. Goldwater Republicans understood there’s a time for government to act and a time for government to refrain from acting. “I’m a great believer in the free competitive enterprise system and all that it entails,” Goldwater said. ”I am an even stronger believer in the right of our people to live in a clean and pollution-free environment.”

Government should be small, Goldwater thought, but neither invisible nor irresponsible. If Wyoming’s legislative majority were actually traditional Republicans, you might expect to see headlines like “Legislators seek delay in fracking, pending answers about impact on people’s water supply.” Don’t hold your breath and don’t drink the water in Pavillion.

Most GOP legislators in Wyoming aren’t traditional Republicans. Many are self-described libertarians. David Boaz, of the libertarian leaning CATO Institute says, "Libertarianism is the idea that adults have the right and the responsibility to make important decisions about their own lives. You could say you learn the essence of libertarianism -- which is also the essence of civilization -- in kindergarten: don’t hit other people, don’t take their stuff, keep your promises.”

If these legislators are actually libertarians, what headlines might you expect to see?

“Conservatives reject big government efforts to control who others may marry” and “Wyoming legislators reject proposals to mandate legislatively-prescribed medical advice to pregnant women.”

Traditional Republicans and libertarians alike believe in state’s rights and fiscal responsibility. If they are true to their dogma, you’d expect to see these headlines. “Fiscal conservatives seize opportunity to save state taxpayers tens-of-millions of dollars under Medicaid expansion” and “Republican majority rejects with Mead’s proposal to turn healthcare over to feds - will create a Wyoming-specific health insurance exchange.” But pure anti-Obama politics may trump dogma.

Theocrats will do the preaching. They are neither Republicans nor libertarians. They ran as Republicans but only represent God, or at least their view of God. They want a god-sized government, big enough to make your personal choices. They didn’t learn as much as libertarians did in Kindergarten. Theocrats run for office for only one reason. They believe God has called them to “hit other people” and “take their stuff,” i.e. civil rights.

They’ll insist on writing their personal religious beliefs about marriage, education, healthcare, contraception, climate change, etc. into law. Theocrats don’t believe in state’s rights either. They want to nullify decisions of legislators from other states if legislators from those states don’t make the “right” choice.

Theocrats will consume valuable time preaching to the committees and on the floor. They’ll make a lot of headlines. We’ll see whether other members of the tribe can prevent them from converting those sermons and headlines into state law.






Saturday, May 19, 2012

Has the Wyoming GOP become too liberal for you?


Been worried that the Wyoming Republican Party has gotten too liberal?  Alas, somebody is doing something about it. The CROWs (Conservative Republicans of Wyoming) are coming to the rescue. CROW has a website (crowyoming.org) and has begun issuing hunting licenses for RINO’s. Not the African jungle kind. These RINOs are “Republicans in name only.” CROW has sited them wandering the halls of the legislature, dressed in GOP garb, but voting like liberal, godless Democrats.

RINOs have no principles according to CROW. But the CROWs have their own. Excuse my paraphrase…God is great, Man is not, government is bad, the family, only as defined by CROW, is more important than any individual, government exists only to fight wars, keep “those people” (my words) out and to protect life beginning, as determined by those who disdain science, at conception. CROW will assure laws are passed at the lowest common denominator, “a rigorously originalist interpretation of the United States Constitution” and prohibit government from doing anything for anyone that they should be doing for themselves.
And the one I find most darkly entertaining: “That the genius of Western Civilization, manifested by and through its enduring faith, principles and wisdom, inherited and refined through the long historical experience of successive generations, constitutes an unsurpassed spiritual, philosophical and cultural endowment that is worthy of defense and perpetuation.”
These rights are to be protected through “vigilance by an armed, informed, and involved citizenry.”
“Armed, informed, and involved.” I can’t get the image of Elmer Fudd out of my head. Elmer's hat, gun and signature catchphrase, "Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits.” CROW is “hunting winos,” I mean RINOs.  They are, as all hunters should be, very serious about it. From crowwyoming.org. “RINO Hunters: As a part of CROW’s mission to recruit and elect conservative Republican leaders, it may become necessary to identify liberal Republican officials for removal, either for purposes of rehabilitation or permanent retirement from any position of trust within the Republican Party.”
“Liberal Republican officials”? They’re about as plentiful on the Wyoming plains as Jackalopes. But, they will be found and removed. If they cannot be rehabilitated, they will be retired. Sounds like what happened to Khrushchev?
The CROWs website assures all “removals” will be conducted with “due process.” “CROW has amassed extensive documentation of Republican elected officials and Party officers who have deliberately undermined fellow Republicans, conservative legislation, and conservative principles in general.” You know who you are. Turn your self if you know what’s good for you.
If you want to become a CROW it’s not easy. “Membership in CROW is by invitation only, and contingent upon the completion of a signed affirmation of conservative understanding and intent.”

The CROWs seek to assure the purity of their membership. Before you get your decoder ring and learn the secret handshake, you’ll need at least three other CROWs to vouch for your conservative credentials. Even then you don’t receive your hooded robe until you are voted in at a secret meeting of the politburo.
Never fear. You can still participate in the RINO hunt. “CROW members and non-members alike are encouraged to submit their evidence of such things” i.e. RINOs in Elephant costumes. So if any of the fellow travelers have any dope on any of the traitors, submit it.

To paraphrase that great American Joe McCarthy (who was certainly not a RINO), “I have here in my hand a list of 205 . . . a list of names that were made known to CROW as being members of the RINO Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the Wyoming state legislature.”
Like Looney Tunes, the GOP primary should be great fun to watch. The CROWs vs. The RINOs. Elmer vs. Buggs. "Oh, you dubbuh-cwossing winos! You tweachewous miscweants!"
For more information, a hunting license and your own Elmer Fudd hat, contact CROW at Conservative Republicans of Wyoming,
P.O. Box 2684, 
Cheyenne, WY… zip code e-i-e-i-o.